So Carol Danvers is multilingual, an Air Force colonel, and a bunch of other stuff, but 3/7 for intelligence? And 4/7 for fighting skills? Fuck a bunch of that. I thought the whole “official” height/weight of 5’11”, 145 would be the most irritating thing about that character bio (back pages of the first trade), but nope.
According to the Marvel wikia (so take this with a grain of salt), the intelligence levels go like this:
So Carol at most fits 4. (Same level for Steve Rogers, Clint Barton, Wanda and Pietro Maximoff, Natalia Romanova, Jan van Dyne, Susan Storm, Ben Grimm, Jean Grey, Jessica Drew and several others. Seriously, look at how many people are in that category)
As for the fighting skills (which measures Hand-to-hand skills):
3. Some training
4. Experienced fighter
5. Master of a single form of combat
6. Master of several forms of combat
7. Master of all forms of combat
I don’t know that Carol’s ever been mentioned to have mastered any form of combat, so 4 would be a good level to place her at. (That puts her at the level of Hulk, Thor, Iron Man, Thanos, Spider-man, Victor von Doom, and a whole host of others as well.)
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It’s been a year since you left us, Mikey. I still can’t quite forgive you for it. Maybe someday I will, but right now, it’s still just too raw right now.
[Submitted by: uplink
This memo is to remind all bridge crew (and Agent Barton) that the large red button marked ‘Self-Destruct’ at my station does not, in fact, activate the S.H.I.E.L.D. Helicarrier auto-destruct system. I wrote most of the rules for being an evil overlord.
I have wired this button to activate the self-destruct mechanism for Mr. Stark’s espresso machine. Pressing the button will also send a picture of the perpetrator to Mr. Stark’s inbox. You have been warned.]
Trolling!Fury is the best kind of Fury.
I was working on my commission… and then this happened.
This is fricking awesome.
Avengers Body Swap
- Tony with Steve
- Thor with Natasha
- Bruce with Clint
I had no idea I wanted this until right now.
I don’t understand, but i can’t stop laughing
OMFG THOR THOUGH
I’ve got a dream, I’ve got a dream!
Once you accept that in your heart, you will know peace!
YES YES YES YES YES YES YES
This totally makes Thor Rapunzel. Look at that hair!
And then Loki cuts it dramatically at the end and it turns into
OMFG I love you. Thor totally is Rapunzel. ^^
It all fits!
I mean, if this doesn’t say “Hulk Smash” I don’t know what does.
Great, thanks for getting that song stuck in my head
THIS IS THE BEST USE OF THE GAG REEL I’VE SEEN YET
Mostly all my followers should reblog.
No matter what.
if you can’t reblog this, i’m judging you.
If you can’t reblog this, then get the fuck off my blog. Right now.
I like to think none of my followers have done this? You all seem pretty awesome.
If you can’t reblog this, you can:
I’ve sent a lot of stuff anon, but never hate
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